Really Great Laptop Performance With A Core I7


Derek Liu 4 days ago
What happened to the poor laptop?


Emily Barnes 4 days ago
It kinda looks melted


Grant Barke 2 days ago
Processed too much porn.


Behold The Beauty Of Our Office Server


WilvanderHeijden 4 days ago
State of the art airco for a state of the art server room. Budget for PR is $10 million per year, budget for IT is $10 000 for 2 years.


Earl Grey 4 days ago
Sounds about right.


Maurettis 4 days ago
Still cheaper than water cooling


Jace 4 days ago
This is a horror story, but specifically it’s a horror story of bad management who don’t want to dedicate a proper space to the office server systems... but still expect some employee(s) to manage it. It’s an employment horror story. Get out ASAP.


im.bored.person 4 days ago
i mean whatever works


Keerthi Vardhan 4 days ago
Hope they have the opening on the back side of it to let the air pass.


Electrician Friend Just Sent Me This, Found During A Portable Appliance Test


Robert T 4 days ago
And this is why we have portable appliance tests... That "fuse" will take far more current than the cable, so if it does overload the cable will melt and potentially cause a fire.


Jyri Hakola 4 days ago
Likely on most of the countries this same product is nevertheless sold with a power cable which has not an integrated fuse.


M O'Connell 4 days ago
As a US-resident, I've never really understood why the fuse needed to be in the power cable. Where applicable, our appliances are fused at the mains entry to the device itself (inside, where it cannot readily be tampered with). The cords themselves are just wire.


Stephen Wild 4 days ago
Because British electrical systems work differently than North American ones. British electrical outlets are wired on something called a 'ring main' which supplies 240 volts fused at 32 amps... the upshot is that fuses are required on the plug because normal 18 or 16 gauge cords would literally explode into flame if they were shorted. Under 120 volts and 15 amps, an 18 gauge wire gets hot, but it's not likely to fail catastrophically... to handle the power available on a ring main, you would need at least a 10 gauge conductor, which would be rather awkward for a table lamp. Hence the fuse in the plug which is typically 5 amp or 13 amp depending on the application.


Leo Domitrix 4 days ago
From the same school of electrical work that gave you "Just shove a penny into that fuse box".


Milord Cutter 4 days ago
What's wrong with a 10,000,000 amp slo-blow fuse?


All's Gravy 4 days ago
What a great idea!


mcborge1 4 days ago
That's as bad as the tinfoil around a dead fuse trick.


Lent It To A Friend...

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Ryan Deschanel 3 days ago
So... What happened here ?


Grant Barke 2 days ago
Install win 10 as many times as you want or until you run out of disk space. My record is 52 on a 1 terabyte drive, still had room left for more.


Jace 4 days ago
The stupid is Microsoft’s. There are things that our tools should not allow to happen, even with a user pressing the wrong button.

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Her: My MacBook Pro Is Running Hot. Inside The Fan: Ant Colony


Susan Widomski 3 days ago
How do so many people have ants in their computers?


Suzanne Haigh 4 days ago
Aww them poor ants, suppose they now have to move on?


Gekka Dojo 4 days ago
I think your hardware is a little buggy.


Jace 4 days ago
How? Why? How filthy and sloppy is this person that ants had enough time to send out a scout AND then collectors, for food bits IN A COMPUTER?


Llama_flower93 4 days ago
They had enough time to make larvae! *shudders*


Someone Tried To Print From USB

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Jace 4 days ago
Someone dropped a USB storage device into the printer?

有人把U盤丟進打印機里了? 2

Friends Computer Has Been Crashing For Like 3 Years


Lauren Caswell 4 days ago (edited)
Ay! I remember when my dad replaced the cooling fan things years back on our home pc (he did 90s computer tech stuff so we had stuff at home for his work etc plus he bought and refurbished old parts from his work), he had them in bout 30 mins them *BOOM* *swearwords*, dad comes out covered in coffee and black soot. Checked the fan seperately, it was a dud, stopped after approx 1 min. Rang the computer place, 'oh no its specialist we aren't reresponsible blah' plus a bunch of condescending jargon. So dad brought it in and politely schooled them on how their faulty fan had toasted his new hard drive.


Grant Barke 2 days ago
I doubt a faulty fan would toast a hard drive.


My New USB C Car Lighter


Coleonema 3 days ago
I heard Jim Carreys voice when I read this

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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 days ago
Oh my lanta get it out of the car now! Don't waste time taking a picture of it!


Got An Xbox 360 Controller In For Repair. Inside, I Found Multiple Dead Bugs And Everything Was Covered In A Fine, White Powder-Like Dust

待修中的Xbox 360游戲手柄。我在這里面發現好幾只死蟲子,里面所有東西上面都蒙著一層細小的白色粉末
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engineer_nope.avi 4 days ago
Hmmmmm, wonder what that powder is.

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Miss Milixy 4 days ago
probably skin...


Uber Mensch 4 days ago
Could be diatomaceous earth (natural bug killer, safe for people/pets).


Lady Artemis 4 days ago
Battery crust, possibly.


Yort 4 days ago
Could easily just be dust from the bugs.


Hello ppl 4 days ago
Lets hope its not drugs


Karen Grace 3 days ago
Well, it worked. The bugs are dead, lol.


Stupidity Strikes Again. Now I've Got A 'Curved' Keyboard


Llewella 4 days ago
Please clean your laptop!


The_tattered_hippie 3 days ago
It’s called “Ergonomic” geez!


Gekka Dojo 4 days ago
Just smack it a few times. That'll fix it.


Slune 4 days ago
Never put it under a airline seat, and activate the sleep button


How Do Things Like This Happen


Duncan 4 days ago
Most of those scratches will buff right out


Gogamash 4 days ago
I take a wild guess and say that device is beyond repair. Besides, an A5 isn't worth the repair costs


Gekka Dojo 4 days ago
When your boss calls and says you're fired, so you tear your phone in half.


Legoinsin??ri 4 days ago
My son's phone got ran over by a tractor. Didn't get damaged that bad.


John C 4 days ago
Wild guess - delivery by UPS?


BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 days ago
It's like they forgot to put it together before putting it in the box


Jace 4 days ago
Is this a support/service request or an e-waste recycling return? That phone was obviously snapped in half. Was this an aggressive act of hate directed at Samsung support by a former customer? CONTEXT!!! Where is it?

#36 (牛頭不對馬嘴)

Criminal Poe Adapter

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Sum Guy 4 days ago
What is this for?


Robert T 4 days ago
PoE is Power-over-Ethernet. It is a way of supplying power to devices using the same cable as is used for networking meaning you only need to run one cable to the device. However PoE runs at 50V or thereabouts and devices need to support it. Devices that don't will likely be fried, and this friendly little cable looks like it will happily plug into any network port you happen to have...


Evil Little Thing 4 days ago
Murdering your computer and possibly yourself.


DaVo 4 days ago
Blowing up the internet I guess.

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F. H. 4 days ago


Nat Hedley 4 days ago
Killing people.


Gekka Dojo 4 days ago
He plugged that into his wifi router and his house melted.


WilvanderHeijden 4 days ago
How to fry routers, modems and IP-camera's in seconds and live to tell the tale.

#37 (“機”載煙具)

Just Imagine The Smell


James016 4 days ago
That's an actual thing???


J Gund 4 days ago (edited)
I googled and it is a real thing. Name is Thermaltake X-ray. Product Descxtion: Don't laugh... well, okay, you can laugh, but the Thermaltake X-Ray is a surprisingly practical product. The Thermaltake X-Ray is great for any home or office, allowing you to use cigarette adaptor accessories outside of your car. Besides that with the Thermaltake X-Ray you always have a place to keep your drinks, at home, and more importantly at LAN Parties. Now you don't have to worry about mixing drinks up with the people around. Plus, you'll be the weird guy who has a cigarette lighter and drink holder in their computer, doesn't get much better than that, does it? The beverage holder portion has an eject button, and can be closed when not in use.

我百度了一下,這是真的。這東西叫Thermaltake X-ray。產品功能:別笑…好吧,除了忍不住,不過Thermaltake x光盤機確是一個比較實用的產品。這玩意非常適合你居家辦公使用,讓你可以享受車載點煙器的方便。除此之外,有了這玩意,你就有地方放喝的了,在家里,尤其是在進行網上對戰時?,F在你可以放心大膽地一個人獨享飲料了。另外,你會成為電腦里有打火機和杯架的怪人,再也沒有什么比這更酷的了,是吧?飲料架部分有一個凸出的按鈕,不想用的時候就可以按下按鈕讓它收回去。

Robert T 4 days ago
Well that's slightly better than I was thinking - I thought the cup holder was an ashtray!


Cain Hargreaves 4 days ago
Remember that prank email where Coca-Cola was supposedly giving out free drink holders if you clicked this button--and then your CD-ROM tray would pop out? It became a reality somehow and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.

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Jon Steensen 4 days ago
But who would want any liquid that close to their computer? All I see is a terrible disaster waiting to happen. It is bad enough that people regularly spill coffe into their keybords, but soaking the computer itself must be far worse.


Lauren Caswell 4 days ago
That took me so long to realise that isn't a blimming car dashboard


jamie1707 4 days ago
They sell that on Amazon, but mercifully it's no longer available. A friend bought one back in '13. ? You're going to use that ash tray and allow your machine to breath in smoke? Or put a beverage that close to your computer?

這玩意以前在亞馬遜上有賣,但幸運的是現在已經沒有了。我朋友在2013年買了一套? 你想讓電腦吸進煙灰缸里的煙么?或是在電腦旁邊放一杯飲料?

Saw The Other Post About Ethernet Rewiring And Reminded Me Of This. It Worked Fine For Almost A Week Until I Replaced It With A Proper Cable


Geoff C. 4 days ago
Yikes... with the money it cost for eight of those Wago connectors you could have bought an ethernet cable long enough to go to the moon and back


Previous Install Company Ran Cat5 Over The Main Junction Box, Decided To Shield The Cable With Aluminum Foil


Bill 4 days ago
Somebody needs their license pulled. 18" seperation between power and data cables


Gekka Dojo 4 days ago
It stops the government from spying...


Chris Longski
That's not plenum-rated cable...

#40 (強迫癥心梗時刻)

Power Supply Didn’t Fit, I Guess This Works?

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engineer_nope.avi 4 days ago
That setup looks so dusty, never mind the power supply.


Jace 4 days ago
Yeah this is a case of multiple pieces of evidence of an IT department or other owner who just doesn’t give a damn about maintenance.


WilvanderHeijden 4 days ago
It works. Rather than pay $475 for a branded power supply, you replace it with a $60 generic power supply. IBM and HP develop their own non-standard low quality power supplies so for repairs you're forced to buy one from them at ridiculous prices.


M O'Connell 4 days ago
I recently re-capped an HP printer power supply, the supply itself was branded internally by Sony. I thought that was weird.


mcborge1 4 days ago
But this is a branded power supply, it's a Corsair CX430. I'm running a Corsair GS800 and i'ts seen me through three upgrade cycles, they are pretty reliable

#41 (DIY機箱)

How To Make Sure Ideas Hold Water


Vic 4 days ago
Just because you CAN, doesn't mean you should :-)


J Gund 4 days ago
Modern problems require modern solutions


Hayhaypaula 4 days ago
A great way to hide your homebuilt gaming pc! Crooks won't touch it!


Mark Johansen 4 days ago
Suddenly gives me many ideas.


My Little Cousins First Build. I Told Him You Have The Wrong Ram. He Said "How You Know?"


Lauren Caswell 4 days ago
Bah, says I


Gekka Dojo 4 days ago
No, no, all wrong. That's the slot where the credit card goes.


Jace 4 days ago
Huh. It never occurred to me that they’re literally half the length of the larger type. How old is this kid? I’m thinking he shouldn’t be building computers yet if he’s too young to exercise the minimum effort on reading instructions and ordering parts. ALSO: do the submission forms filter out apostrophes, or are submitters just this bad with spelling possessives?


Hippie 3 days ago
And how you know? :D

你又是怎么知道的 :D

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 days ago
None of these people should ever be allowed around electronics again.


Lexipoo 4 days ago
My dad would freak if he saw these.


Camilla Koutsos 3 days ago
This makes my teeth itch. Seriously jonesing for some cable porn...

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Lunar Bicycle 3 days ago
In 2007 I started work at a medical company, you know, where a lot of private health information is kept. The company’s 80 computers were a mix of XP, ‘98, NT and 2000 on a peer-to-peer network, and the “server” was just an old desktop running ‘95. No antivirus, no firewall, no password protocols at all. The soon to be fired IT Director said antivirus software was unnecessary “if you were smart.”

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Ticket Said "Camera Flickers To Fuzzy Brown Image Often"


Hans 1 year ago
This is a very accurate descxtion.


glowworm2 1 year ago
This is the cutest "problem" ever!


Sel Bonda 1 year ago
Bird attempted "selfies"!


Biljana Malesevic 1 year ago
Give camera to the bird and buy a new one, please!

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LemonyLickit 12 months ago
They've got a bird's-eye view.

他們有 “鳥瞰圖”了。

Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
Nice birdhouse... very modern.

#44 (饒了我吧)
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End User Had A Heater Next To The PC Which Was Randomly Shutting Off And She Thought She Had Smelled Burning A Couple Of Times.


Panda Kicki 1 year ago
Oh, that face!


80 Van 1 year ago
It looks like a Thomas the Tank Engine train when Sir Topham Hatt catches them doing something wrong.


Daniel Mason 1 year ago
Yes!! I'm glad I'm not the only one to see that!


Ray Martin 1 year ago
I had a very similar one like this. Something to note is that personal heaters and fans were prohibited so as to not affect the air conditioning. We were rolling out new PCs to Call Centre staff, each one costing $2,800. I had installed five and was doing the sixth when I could smell burning. One of the staff had turned on a heater at full power facing the PC and it had literally melted the fascia, destroying also the CD/DVD unit, and the motherboard and CPU were damaged. It was a complete write-off. Brand new, it had been in use for less than twenty minutes before being destroyed.


BlackRabbit 1 year ago
this is the tech version of the "I'm in Danger" meme...

這是“我有危險了” 的科技版表情包。
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deanna woods 1 year ago
Who in their right mind would put a heater near a computer?


I Can't Even...


Slixman 1 year ago
'I saw a red floor and i want it painted black'


*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 1 year ago
Well why did no one take him out into the back yard? Poor thing probably held that in for years


Sam Cheung 1 year ago
I'm surprised there isn't an outline of a human somewhere here.


SweetCee 1 year ago
It just sneezed. god bless you.


First Day On Job; Set Up Those 4 Wireless Speakers For You.


Ola Polowczyk 1 year ago
And here, dear children, you can see speakers resting in their natural habitat


Paul K. Johnson 1 year ago
To the right we see a male attempting to attract the attention of a female who has ignored his advances thus far. Scientists believe the Wireless Horn Tweeter mates for life unlike the Lesser Horned Tweeter and the Wired Shelfie who, for lack of a better term, are total sluts.


Grant Barke 1 year ago
Nothing wrong here, that is how you mount them. Those are the antennas for the wireless speakers.


Ancient Temple Of Asus


Alan Smith 1 year ago
still looks like an egyptian ruin at first glance. XD


Sean Harrison 1 year ago
this is an artist's work. He creates "Ancient Cities" using old motherboards.


elia 84631 1 year ago
I wish Indiana Jones did a movie about this

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Monika Soffronow 1 year ago
So did I. "Never trust what you hear and only half of what you see" is as good a piece of advice as ever!


Binxyminxem 1 year ago
It looks like a mini model of a set for star trek to me!


I Need Somewhere To Set This Candle... Oh Here’s A Good Spot!


Panda Kicki 1 year ago
Lucky it was just a mess and not a fire...


Hans 1 year ago
I would like to know if that was fixed...

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fainasKeturatis 1 year ago
It would be so interesting to know if it recovered or not.


I Should Tell Them It's Not A Touch Screen...

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Roger Callon 1 year ago
I would put a plastic blanket/ barrier over the screen to prevent the screen becoming a Covid 19 transmission station


Unbored 1 year ago
That hurts my feelings


WilvanderHeijden 1 year ago
Doesn't matter. Most end-users use their fingers to read what's on the screen.


Agent K 1 year ago
Use those cloths you get for your glasses, they work the best

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"My PC Shut Off Suddenly And Won't Turn Back On"


Chris Watson 1 year ago
What a filthy environment


Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
Also happens when people put their PCs on a carpeted floor rather than raised on a solid surface, like the top of the desk.


CORLEONE 1 year ago
If you live in a environment like that your lungs cuold be the same way. Open the windows more often and let the air to go thru hahaha


“My Space Heater Stopped Working”


Blakkur Sverrir 1 year ago
Don't worry. Will be heating again, soon


N G 1 year ago
Never ever plug heaters into extension cords


Plugging In Your USB Receiver With A Hammer For That Flush Mounted Look


Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 1 year ago
This one is painful to look at...


My Friend Drilled Holes In His Mouse To Make It Lighter So It Would Give Him An "Advantage


TheDivineMs.M 1 year ago
Advantage of what????

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Nupraptor 1 year ago
"Competitive Gamers" think that a lighter mouse will let them lift it faster, thus giving them an advantage. Some companies actually sell mice like this.


Finux Leong 1 year ago
This man was ahead of his time


Elsker 1 year ago
i guess that was easier than buying a new lighter gamingmouse?

#54 (我的U盤終于給插進去了)

“My Flash Drive Won’t Show Up And I’ve Literally Tried Everything!”


Other than plugging in into the right port!


Let's hope this idiot doesn′t use same approach for sex...


the usb port is literally right next to it lmao


Id row

Stuart Tamanaha 1 year ago
Actually, a very common problem!