外網爆火老外工作期間令人目瞪口呆的“大聰明”行為(中)
#16 自行車專用道


ColorEd
Come on, it's not that high!

別怕,沒你想的那樣高

Saint Thomas
And there's water to cushion the fall

掉下去也是掉在水里(~不怕?。?/b>

Auntriarch
And probably safer than a cycle lane on a road

也許比公路上的自行車道還安全

Daria
somebody must really hate sharing the road with cyclists

有人肯定很反感和騎自行車的人共用一條路

a piece of toast
Probably somewhere in the USA

大概率是在美國某個地方

LonelyLittleLeafSheep
Too nice and clean to be the US.

路又好看又干凈,這很不美國。
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HTakeover
That's a pedestrian bridge over the canals at La Villete Park in Paris. That outside area is not accessible without hopping the rail. Likely the rail originally went to the outside but for safety reasons (bad cement or something) was moved in. It's a long lix, but if you want to see one end of it, you can see it on Google Maps.

這是巴黎拉維萊特公園河上的一座人行天橋。如果不越過欄桿,是到不了那邊的。欄桿本應該是立在橋的最外側,但出于安全原因(地面損壞或其他原因)往里面挪了挪,這橋很長的,但如果你想看整個橋的情況,你可以在谷歌街景地圖上看到它。
#17 警示牌


(An accident may have Brought you into this World.Don't Let one Take you Out.watch your Step;injury free days)

也許是一場意外把你帶到這個世界上??汕f別再讓什么人給你帶走了。當心腳下。無事故天數 85天

The Original Bruno
You should've been here 86 days ago.

86天前你就該來了

Zoey Bear
Wonder what happened to the person 86 days ago...

很想知道86天前這里都發生過什么事。

Michael Largey
A doctor brought me into this world. I assume he became one on purpose, but you never know sometimes.

是一個醫生把我帶到這個世界上的。他肯定是故意的,但有時你永遠不想知道為什么。

Austin L
They are surprises not accidents! hehe

它們是驚喜而不是意外!哈哈
#18 天梯


Bart
What is that? The worlds biggest hedge?

這啥玩意?世界上最大的樹籬笆?

Monster Munch
It actually is ! The largest yew hedge, still standing in Cotswolds , Bathurst estate

沒錯,確實是!最大的紫杉樹籬,(英國)科茨沃爾德,巴瑟斯特莊園里現在還有呢

Ash
"Workman trim the Great Green Wall, a 36-foot tall yew hedge encircling Oakley Hall. The hedge was planted in 1720 by the first Earl of Bathurst."

園林工人正在修整綠色長城,這是一座36英尺高的紫杉樹籬,環繞著奧克利大廳。這樹籬是1720年第一任巴瑟斯特伯爵種下的?!?/b>

PFD
The world's tallest yew hedge at Bathurst Estate in the Cotswolds, England. This pic is from 1962 and is part of the Bettmann Archive. These days it's trimmed by a two-man team using a cherry picker, and it still takes them 12 days. I can't imagine what it must have been like doing it by ladder!

世界上最高的紫杉樹籬,位于英國科茨沃爾德的巴瑟斯特莊園。這張照片攝于1962年,被收藏于貝塔曼檔案館?,F在,即使一兩個人的團隊用個樹木修剪機來修剪,仍需要12天的時間。不敢想象爬上這么高的梯子會是什么感覺!

Pink kitty
How many times would they have to move the ladder to finish pruning that hedge? It's huge!

這幫人得搬動多少次梯子才能把籬笆都給修剪完?工程量巨大??!

Regina Holt
I would ask the same question!

我正想問同樣的問題

SM (edited)
Frankly I can't really see how they could do this any other way. It isn't like they made a folding ladder that big (I'm surprised they found any ladders that long), and I don't think they would have had any kind of machine to lift them up there back then.

說實話,我真的不知道他們還能有其他什么辦法。他們不可能造出這么大的折疊梯子(我很驚訝他們從哪找到這么長的梯子),而且我認為他們當時沒什么機械的東西能把這梯子給立起來。

Ben
They need that huge helicopter with the rotating blades on it.

他們需要一架能吊著割草機的大型直升機
#19 “加油”


Dawn Chan
Intentional? Maybe. Funny? Yeah!

故意的吧?也許吧。有意思嗎?是的!

Regina Holt
what the hell is actally being done here?

這到底是在搞什么飛機?

Sand Ers
Gas nozzle in the filler pipe.

加油槍

Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
Should've been filled with banana

是要加“香蕉”嗎?
#20 依靠


Surenu
Look building, we all need a shoulder to cry on occasionally but we have a biiit of s situation here!

看這樓,我們雖然偶爾都需要一個可以依靠的肩膀,但這里的狀況有點不一樣!

LauraDragonWench
Building, it's only Tuesday - can't this wait for the weekend and a few beers?

這位大樓,現在才星期二,你就不能等到周末再喝幾杯啤酒嗎?

HTakeover
Lean on me... when you're not strong.

當你感到脆弱時就靠在我身上吧。
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Joshua David
So many people lost thier homes

好多人的家沒了
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Sergio Bicerra
Yeah, and belongins I guess if this happened before they could get their things out, so sad.

是啊,還有里面的東西,我想在發生這件事之前,沒及時把家里面的東西拿走,那就更可悲了。

censorshipsucks
OK this is one of my literal nightmares, I keep having exactly this nightmare.

好吧,這是我的噩夢之一,我總是做這種噩夢。

Isaac Harvey
Knockoff Leaning Tower of Pisa?

山寨比薩斜塔?

David R.
"Honey! The neighbors are here!"

“親愛的!鄰居們都過來了!”

Kimbowa
“I knew that would happen.”

“我就知道會這樣?!?/b>

Human #1,232,867
At least the left building is strong to hold !

至少左邊的大樓很結實,能扛得住!

Sephora Black
China?

這是中國的?

Jrog (edited)
Alexandria, Egypt. No way a Chinese "tofu building" would have resisted whole. This building started as a 4-floor building and was illegally raised to 13. Surprisingly, the reason for the failure was that the tower shared a load-bearing wall with a very old contiguous building, which collapsed one month earlier. Without lateral support on one side, the tower had to rely only on shoddy built columns at ground floor, which gave way.

這里是埃及的亞歷山大市。中國的“DFZ大樓”可沒法抗住。倒的那座大樓原本只有4層,后來被非法加蓋到13層。令人驚訝的是,倒塌的原因是這座大樓和相鄰的一座非常老的樓共用同一堵承重墻,而那個老樓一個月前就已經倒了。由于沒有另一側的橫向支撐,倒的這個樓只能靠自己本身質量低劣的承重墻作支撐,最終倒塌。

#21

Nimues Child
Item #1 on the Fire Inspection fail report.

消防檢查條例第一條就過不了。

Carl
Lol, it's probably not even #1. By the time they got to this there were probably several others.

哈哈,這絕不是個例。當時另幾個消防柜外面可能也是這樣。

Jon Steensen
In case of fire, break the glass, pull out the angle grinder, and remove the hand rail.

如遇火災,擊碎玻璃,拔出電手鋸,鋸下扶手。

HTakeover
That's a victim of "not my job."

這是“關我啥事”的受害者。
#22 “貼心”


Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
"You won't believe this but we were on a shout and a train derailed right by us "

“你絕不會相信,我們當時正忙的呼天喊地的,一列火車就在我們旁邊脫軌了?!?/b>

Mohsie Supposie
Woah! I mean, like, what are the chances, right?

哇!我想說,哪會有那么碰巧事,對吧?

Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
Those are for cars to go over, not for trains to pass through.

那玩意是方便汽車通過的,而不是讓火車過的。

Jan Rosier
This was in Belgium, and an obvious joke by the firemen.

這事發生在比利時,消防員們明顯是在搞笑玩活。

Saint Thomas
Yes, in the village of Bornem in 2014. The railroad was closed for maintenance, they knew it, and they staged this picture for the fun of it.

確實,這事發生在2014年比利時的一個村鎮。鐵路因為維修而關閉,他們事先是知道的,所以他們拍了張搞活照片。

#23

Candace
Hey if it works, it works! ?♀?

如果好用,那就這么用
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Sure, it's all good. right until you have broken bones and a concussion

當然,沒出事還好。直到你摔斷骨頭和腦震蕩

C L
His feet look gigantic from this angle

從這個角度看感覺他的腳好大

Dan
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

這是我的臺階梯,我從來就不知道真正的梯子是什么。

Kimbowa
“One more oughta do it.”

應該再加上一個
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MsPlants
4 small stepladders for man, one giant stepladder for mankind...?

個人的4個小梯子,人類的一個大梯子……

#24

(drop foged steel)

“扳手”(注:扳手上的forged被錯印為foged)

My O My
It was stainless at the time of purchase

買的時候是不銹鋼

pineapple87
Maybe there wasn't room for the r

也許是那個“r”沒地方放了
#25 位置很重要


Giraffy Window
I would have made sure to open that window any chance I got.

只要有機會我也會吧后面的那扇窗戶打開
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MsPlants
I SEE what you did there lol

我知道你都干了啥
#26 搞定


('I don't understand officer, the bumper is fully secured')

警官我沒明白,這不固定得挺好的么

AJay
Aww it even has a pretty little bow

哦,甚至還給它打一個漂亮的小蝴蝶結

ColdSteelRonin
Fun fact: When i was in the Navy we would do the same thing to cracked helicopter windows with wire

有趣的事實:當我在海軍的時候,直升機上的窗戶裂了我們也會用線給綁牢固定好的

Rae Rory
When I worked as a City fleet mechanic, we used zip ties on the dump trucks.

當我在市車隊做機修工的時候,我們在自卸卡車上用的是拉鏈。

Paul K. Johnson
The rope is stronger than the material the bumper is made from.

繩子比造保險杠的材料更結實。

John Harrison
This isn't stupid. This will hold.

那不是傻,而是怕掉
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Donna Peluda
modern plastic bumpers are not really to protect you or the car in case of a collision. They give buffer time for the sensors to detect what's happening and deploy the safety systems, pretensors, airbags, pyro fuses etc etc.

現在車上的塑料保險杠可不能真正在肇事時保護你或汽車。塑料保險杠是給傳感器提供緩沖時間來做判斷,控制車上安全系統,預傳感器,安全氣囊,或集中斷電什么的。
#27 保護


Jason
I feel like he's doing more harm than good. What even is the benefit.

我覺得他這么做兇多吉少。好處在哪?
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Tina Girard
if it tips backwards, the frig will be cushioned and won't get dented of course.

如果冰箱往后倒,就會有人肉緩沖,冰箱當然不會被硌壞啦。

Vic
The benefit is if the fridge falls you'll hear an 'AAAAAAaaaa.....'

好處是,要是冰箱倒了,你會聽到“啪~啊啊啊”的聲音

Chich
"OK Bob, Hit the gas and I'll PROVE you can't break someone's spine by having them knocked onto a tailgate by a fridge"

“好吧,鮑勃,加油,我保證你不會被冰箱撞到后擋板上折了腰?!?/b>

Sleestak 1 hour ago
This feels Texas

感覺這是像在德州

Cassie
A woman died in my area trying to hold down a mattress in the bed of a truck. Tie down straps exist, people!

在我住的地方,有個女人因為想壓住放在卡車的床墊而掛掉。系上綁扎帶是最安全的,各位!

Imagineer
As if this human could hold this up on a sharp turn.

要是車子急轉彎這人還能扶得穩么
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North 1 hour ago
Pot holes, speed bumps, turns, traffic...what could go wrong?

這路上要是遇到坑,減速帶,轉彎,超車,會發生什么事情呢

#28

Jason
Forgot just the excavator landing on them. It causing that tunnel to collapse they are going to be in a world of hurt

忘了挖掘機在上面了。如果挖的溝塌了,這幫人可就慘了

Regina Holt
The sides of the ditch are not stable enough to ensure that thing doesn't collapse in and kill them.

溝的兩邊能牢靠么,萬一塌了挖掘機掉下去不得壓死他們啊。

Sans Serif
Absolutely, extraordinarily precarious!

相當,相當滴危險!
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Deborah B
That doesn't look secure. Just the engine vibration could be enough to undermine that tread, and even if the excavator doesn't land in the trench, it's stil likely going to collapse it, and bury those two.

感覺很危險。僅僅是發動機的震動就足以讓兩邊的土垮掉,即使挖掘機沒有掉到溝里,也很可能會把溝壓塌,把那兩個人給埋了。

David Paterson
It'll be alright when they fill the trench with concrete.

等他們用混凝土填滿挖的溝就沒事了。

ShaZam
I believe that's why we have OSHA.

我相信這就是為什么我們必須要有職業安全與健康管理局的原因。

Sheri Lytle
Very very brave men!

這幫人膽也忒大了
#29 王座


karl matthews
I've had nightmares like this.

我做過這種噩夢。

Jennik
I was just about to make the same comment!

我剛想說同樣的話

Riley Quinn
Performance art? Wouldn't be the first time an "artist" thought taking a dump on stage was performance.

表演藝術?這也不是“藝術家”第一次認為在臺上拉屎是表演了。

Andrea Pereira
Proctologists waiting room.

直腸科醫生候診室。

Isaac Harvey
Well, it is called a throne.

好吧,這應該叫王座

#30

pineapple87
He must have a death wish

他這不是找死么
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HTakeover
Or he's more afraid of losing his job.

也許他更是怕丟工作吧

ColdSteelRonin
This is what you get when using the lowest bidder

這是雇傭出價最低競標者的結果

Philip Rutter
What? This is how we always do it. Industry standard, man.

有啥可驚訝的?大家都是這么干的。行業標準,各位

Regina Holt
Hold in that sneeze, hold in that sneeze . . .

千萬別打噴嚏,別打噴嚏,忍住

Donald
Get this poor guy a scissor lift, he doesn't need to risk his life for a lightbulb.

給這可憐的家伙配一個升降機吧,別為了修個燈泡而把小命給丟了。

xolitaire
today Harry finally made his dream come true: he forklifted himself into the sky

今天哈利終于實現了他的夢想:他把自己叉上了天
#31 無障礙通道


Milady Blue
This is actually pretty common. Planning is turning into a lost art, it seems.

多常見啊。規劃似乎正在變成一門失傳的技藝。

Happy Homemaker
My other ridiculous one is the handicap door that is not automatically open. You have to pull it open but it weighs about 1000 pounds. Explain to me how someone in a wheelchair is supposed to open that? I had a friend try telling me that handicap people have the world handed to them and everything is easy for them these days. I told him that as a person who is handicapped and has been on a two year waitlist for a hospital bed and a one year waitlist for a wheelchair, he can f*#k off with his c**p.

以我的體驗,我舉一個搞笑的例子吧,有些給殘疾設計的門大都不能自動開關。你得手動拉開,可這種門能將近有500公斤重。誰能給我解釋一下一個坐輪椅的人怎么能打開這門?我有一個朋友還跟我說,殘疾人士擁有了整個世界,現在對他們來說一切都很容易。我跟他說,作為一個殘疾人的我,曾經等醫院病床等了兩年,在等輪椅名單上等了一年,感覺他說的話就像是在放屁。

SM (edited)
The weight of the door is far from the only problem. Imagine you are sitting is a chair that moves towards the door as you try to pull the door open.

門的重量遠不是唯一的問題。想象你正坐在一個輪椅上,當你試著拉開門時,椅子會滑向門方向的。

John Nelson
I was an ADA inspector as part of a job a long time ago. Saw much worse than this. Most businesses are pretty decent at it, and would ask for suggestions on how to improve further. The only time I had to write a notice was to the state. They put an outward swinging door on a small platform, so someone in a wheelchair had no room to open the door. -eye roll - ADA isn't an enforceable law per se, it only makes it very easy to sue non-compliant entities. It's also written rather poorly, so some ridiculous things are still compliant.

很早之前我還是名助理檢察官。見過比這更糟的。不過在這方面大公司都做得很不錯,而且還請教改進建議。我唯一一次建議是給州政府的。他們在一個小過道中間安了一個向外的旋轉門,這樣就導致坐輪椅的人就過不去了。(失望)《美國殘疾人法》本身就不是一部可強制執行的法律,它起的作用就是方便起訴那些不合規的實體。而且法案上有些內容也寫的模棱兩可似是而非,有些明顯不合理的東西也能算進合法范疇。
#32 橋


Rebelliousslug
The pirates have become builders, and the plank just isn’t the same

當海盜變身成建筑商,跳幫方式也變得不一樣了
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Rebellious Pickle
That absolutely seems safe.

看起來很安全嘛!
#33 助力


Sosha
I hope his belt holds on.

希望下面那人的褲腰帶能結實

LauraDragonWench
"Can you shuffle me to the left, Gary? Yeah, that's it."

“你能幫我往左邊挪挪嘛,加里?”對,就是這樣。

Regina Holt
Of course I forgive you for sleeping with my girlfriend

我當然能原諒你睡了我女票
#34 重物小心


Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
Ensure you've had your viagra before lifting.

在抬這玩意之前請確保你先吃了偉哥。

Bonesko
Looks like hard work

看起來很費勁

LauraDragonWench
I've heard of penis weight training but this is out of hand!

解放雙手,丁丁舉重訓練?

Green Machine
It looks like they're sword fighting in the back of a movie theatre.

看起來就像他們在熒幕前刺“劍”決斗。

Robert T
Someone was cocksure of themselves with this one!

某些人對自己的這種能力那是相當自信!

Lulu John
Sword fight

擊劍~

Erick Blood
Work smarter, not harder.

工作中勤動腦能讓你事半功倍
#35 停車觀望?


Mrs Irish Mom
Got to change the red stop sign now to match

現在該把旁邊的紅色停車標志換了

Sergio Bicerra
"NO, I WNOT!"

“不,我不想!”
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#36

Amy
That’s a lot of faith in that cone!

對那個路錐警示樁很有信心的嗎

Dee Rutherford
Especially with a bus coming at it.

萬一那輛公共汽車沖過來

cerinamroth
To be fair, our pavements are pathetically narrow in the UK.

說實話,英國的人行道窄得可憐。
#37 “軌道”?


Bitsey Bloom
As far as I understand, this is for baby strollers. The stroller wheels fit the ramp, the parent/guardian uses the steps in between to walk while they're holding the stroller.

據我所知,這是給嬰兒車用的。這倆軌道正好卡住嬰兒車的輪子,中間的臺階是給推著嬰兒車父母或監護人走的。

Donkey boi
Those are for push bikes, not wheelchairs.

那是給走自行車用的,不是給輪椅。

BrookeBT 23 minutes ago
People in wheelchairs need extreme sports too

坐輪椅的人也需要極限運動

Asi Bassey 1 hour ago
Do wheelchairs have a uniform width?

輪椅的寬度是統一嗎?
#38 垃圾分類


maswartz
Reminds me of the time I saw the garbage guys put the recycle and the garbage in the same truck.

讓我想起有一次我看到垃圾工把可回收垃圾和普通垃圾都塞進同一輛車里。

Kimbowa
Suddenly made me think of when my dad would say doesn’t matter if the food gets mixed up on your plate, it’s all going to end up in the same place.

這突然讓我想起我爸曾說的話,你盤子里的菜混在一起不會影響什么,因為最后它們都將進入同一個地方。

#39

Chewie Baron
Odd place for a water feature.

在這里欣賞噴泉感覺好怪
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Ace
Outside flooding overwhelming the drainage system and causing back pressure through the pipes. Don't go near a toilet.

外面的洪水灌進了排水系統,造成下水道倒灌。所以盡量離廁所遠點吧。

#40

Sigh J
Redneck mechanics

紅脖子們的實質結構

Robert T
They do this in Liverpool when they nick your alloy wheels.

在利物浦,當他們刮壞你的合金車輪時,他們就會這么做。

#41

Chintan Shah
They don't call him Hawkeye for nothin...

大家叫他鷹眼并不是沒有原因的
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Mara Was… A Surgeon
Hawks have very good vision, so he will probably be able to see such a small thing, hehe

老鷹的視力很好,所以他應該能看到很小很小的東西,呵呵